Would You Rather, Funny

Silly, low-stakes dilemmas.

All funny prompts

1. 01Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?SaveCopy
2. 02Would you rather always have to sing instead of speak, or always have to dance everywhere you walk?SaveCopy
3. 03Would you rather have autocorrect always betray you or voice-to-text always betray you?SaveCopy
4. 04Would you rather narrate your own life out loud forever or hear a narrator describe everything you do?SaveCopy
5. 05Would you rather always have a tiny trumpet announce your arrival, or have a tiny marching band follow you everywhere?SaveCopy
6. 06Would you rather sneeze bubbles, or hiccup whenever you laugh?SaveCopy
7. 07Would you rather wear shoes on your hands, or wear gloves on your feet?SaveCopy
8. 08Would you rather only communicate through song, or only communicate through dramatic mime?SaveCopy
9. 09Would you rather have a rewind button for awkward moments, or have a pause button for boring conversations?SaveCopy
10. 10Would you rather be followed by one curious duck, or be followed by three judgmental pigeons?SaveCopy
11. 11Would you rather always spill a little popcorn when you walk, or always leave a trail of confetti?SaveCopy
12. 12Would you rather have your thoughts appear as subtitles, or have your mood announced by a narrator?SaveCopy
13. 13Would you rather laugh every time you say your name, or bow every time someone says thank you?SaveCopy
14. 14Would you rather have a personal fog machine, or have a personal spotlight?SaveCopy
15. 15Would you rather only eat foods shaped like triangles, or only drink from cups with tiny umbrellas?SaveCopy
16. 16Would you rather have a pet snail that gives advice, or have a pet parrot that repeats your secrets?SaveCopy